I heard about this epidemic going round and thought to myself, "hmmm. I got to get me some of that".
All I want for Xmas is a toilet paper holder that docks my iPod with full controls and speakers! Say what?!? Yeah, I said it. For when I'm paying homage to the porcelain gods I can create an atmosphere of true worship.
posted by Jacques @ 12:17 PM
A curious monkey raised by a traveling band of carnivores who ended up stranded off the island of Nashville with a pocket knife and 9-volt battery as their only means to fend off the Paleolithic monsters that had already killed 2 members of the band while they were searching for the holy grail, or as others know it a decent parking spot downtown, who had been discovered by the monkey in one of his routine opposible thumb displays that awes and frustrates the band of carnivores who just can't remember to not stand in front of the lava when the volcano is erupting.
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Why does this honestly not surprise me?
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